Virus Woman: When you least expect it, she will install herself in your apartment and occupy all your available space. If you try to remove her, you will loose a lot of your things, but if you do nothing you will loose everything.

Internet Woman: You must pay to get access to her. 

Server Woman: When you need her she will always be occupied.

Windows Woman: You know she has a lot of flaws, but you can not live without her.

PowerPoint woman: She is ideal for beeing displayed at parties and other convencions.

Excel Woman: They say she can do a lot of things, but you use her for only four basic operations.

Word Woman: She will always have a suprise ready for you and understands than no one in the world understands her completly.

DOS Woman: Everyone had her, but no one wants her now.

Backup Woman: You think you got it covered, but there will always be something missing.

Scandisk Woman: We know that she is good and only wants to help, but no one knows exactly what she is doing.

Screensaver Woman: She serves no purpose, but she is funny to look at.

User Woman: She is never doing any good and asks questions all the time.

E-mail Woman: For every ten things she says, nine is just trash.

Thanks to my wife for forwarding this to me in an e-mail.