Time for a little joke to help you through the last day before the weekend.
A lady had been married three times, but still a virgin. How is that possible, one of the friends asked her?
- Well, she answered, the first time I married a eighty-year old, but he died before the wedding night.
- The second time I married an officer of the navy. But on the wedding night the war started and he never returned.
- The third man I married was a Microsoft Windows developer. All he ever did was to sit by the bed and tell how wonderful everything was going to be...